The Mech Garage

The Mech Garage, or the Gaming Platforms Board, is a place where all Veterans and Users congregate annually to perform eloquent fellatio with the console and company of their choice. Interestingly enough, console wars never happen in this board, most probably becuase Users are too busy discussing the best and worst ways to suck a dick. Creativity is rare here, as is intelligence and meaningful conversation - this board exists to console the fanboy in everyone, not to be a main attraction.

Battles occur in the Mech Garage, but mostly it is used for storing VL's plentiful supply of Gundams and other assorted Mecha - mostly provided by Blood Asp, VL's resident Field medic and Mecah entusiast, and the Dicktator himself, when he takes time off from tending to his Banhammer. Halo vehicles and random machines are also stored here, but serve no real use nowadays rather to run over the crappy consoles of yester-year, and people that the Lounge doesn't like, affectionately.

The best thing that happen in VL are the things that have no real reason for existing. This board is here to share news, reviews, famous things that involve videogames then to retreat to the more havoc-ridden General Board (which of course, has lightly sorued in colour lately along with the rest of VL). The Mech Garage has not had activity lately, with E3 being "discussed" (see: ripped apart) in the News forum. One can hope that this board never sees the light of day, freaking loyalists.