User:Yip345

Well, this gigantic battleaxe wielding Veteran is synomous with Yip, although you won't find much other then a smart-alec comment on his userpage. So guess what? I'm going to write it all here for everyone and everything to see. All who want to see the life and times of Yip, VL's plausibly unique mascot and internet persona of Chuck Norris's Mahatten-Based Real Estates Chief Co-Executive's Private Janitor, read on.

Life and Times
Yip was a fragile child, raised with the wolves in a cave 1200 feet below sea level, but as he grew they taught him the ways of fighting, how to rip the legs out from under your opponent and piss on them afterwards. Taking on a swift job as translator, fulfilling all requirements necessary (including not being able to speak either of the languages he was meant to be translating) and finally managed to learn to speak English after 12 long years of pretigious career-work, although this malfunction of duty got him fired. Getting toilet-trained was a simple matter, taking hm a rough 18 months afterwards to master the technique of only peeing where he wanted. Which is still, funnily enough, on everyone's shoes, especially if they're wearing sandals.

After being a translator, his career was basically shot, so he took on the name of "Master Niggershit Beatface" until he managed to pick up a much more pretigious job, as personal sectrary to the blah-de-blah what crap I wrote earlier, and continued living in this state for a measly 102 years until an event that changed everyone's life happened - he found out about a particular shareware game, Halo Zero, until he went directly to the source and demanded a refund, fraud being a popular pastime back in those days. Dobermann, having been in the middle of being a total fuckface, was displeased at having been caught in the middle of consulting with the king of Pedobears, labelling the unfortunate wolve-cub (or at least stunted wolf) a heretic and banishing him to the land of Veterans.

P0p(0rnz
Upon arriving in The Veteran Lounge, Yip happenned upon the Great Dicktator, who immeadiatly and without any prior knowledge of Yip's existence, asked him to hold his popcorn. This substance was new to Yip, who had never before beheld such a holy artifact of supreme power, and therefore refused to give it up. He quickly became guardian of the popcorn, having done such a great job at holding the Great Dicktators popcorn whilst he watched his porn, in a record 6 seconds. Having beaten the previous record by 3 minutes and 8 seconds, Yip is, to this day, extremely happy, and still technically holds a place as that Janitor thingy, having never actually been fired.

The previous record setter was some random Asshole, but the owner or the popcorn was tired of having to eat semen and popcorn everytime he went to take a moutful.

Random Facts and Trivia

 * 1) Yip is regarded as the most politcally incorrect Veteran, with others coming in at a close second.
 * 2) Yip has been known to cannibilise Cuban children. So has SDA, but he does it with more vigour.
 * 3) Yip does in fact have the cock the size of Manhatten. He keeps in in a secret storage facility on the moon.
 * 4) Yip raped your mother.
 * 5) Yip raped your mother's mother.
 * 6) Yip raped your mother, your mother's mother and your sister in one big orgy.
 * 7) Yip has at least six differant types of hepititas.
 * 8) Yeah... that's about it. He also likes comedy.

''I think "someone" owes me a beer. Lintire 06:58, July 8, 2010 (UTC)''

''I hope you like rape-flavored. Yip345 00:21, July 9, 2010 (UTC)''

''I'm shoving it down my throat either way, aren't I? Just get em the beer. Lintire 05:40, July 9, 2010 (UTC)''