Blood Asp

Often regarded as the 'retard' of the forum, Blood Asp actually had an IQ more than sixty times higher than Albert Einstein and Thomas Edison combined. The Veteran Lounge equivalent to George W. Bush, Blood Asp constantly made stupid remarks as a scheme to fool the entire world (or forums in this case) only to later claim complete and total domination. Currently an inactive user (visiting but refraining from posting), it is commonly regarded that he has been having sex with a female he began stalking after seeing her photo on 4chan, aiming for the world record for longest session of sex. He has been going through an orgasm since late 2009. He visits the forums from time to time, but his fingers have undergone paralysis due to prolonged ejaculation causing an excess of blood to flow to his phallus causing near destruction of his entire nervous system. He is only capable of using his palm to move the mouse and smush his hand fat against the mouse in order to click links, all whilst having sex. It is rumored that after his third year of orgasm he will decide to move as his entire house will be covered with cum. After moving, it is also rumored he will once again become active on the forums.