ZyreX

ZyreX - The Veteran Lounge's personal close combat specialist, is reknowned for two things in particular - his affinity to displace organs and any other things that someone standing in front of him has inside him with a shotgun, and his giant, innumerical collection of gas masks. These gas masks (although it is confirmed, he wears only the one and variations of it) is visited regulary by scholars, and archeologists worldwide, paying for their gifted sights with some sort of fabled Philipino currency (Philipino? That's how you spell it, right?) before leaving. The suspected currency is blowjobs, as things in the Veteran Lounge tend to originate from that matter.

Surgeon with a Shotgun
Whilst usually being grouped with other Veterans, such as Emerald for his fabled sniping skills or Gunnz for his all-around ownage on the battlefield, due to his inability to be versatile on his own. The Shotgun is great for indoor fighting, suprise and trigger-reflex oriented fights, but is generally useless when you have to shoot people about 300 metres away, regardless of skill. To attempt to offset his long-range inability with an equally inaccurate weapon, ZyreX has become a master of the grenade launcher, having both his weapons updated regularly in The Veteran Lounge's premier machination repair shop, and using them even more profusely to blow the brains out of people that stand in his way, or just speak wrong about the Philipinos. (Seriously, am I spelling that right?)

Fabled Currency
There has been much debate over how to gain access to his gas mask collection, believed to hold over 50, 00 different gas masks originating everywhere from Greece to Hell, but it is most believed that in order to get inside his storeroom, located in the catacombs of the Veteran Lounge, you must simply, quite simply, give him a blowjob. How to exactly suck dick is unknown, but if one does want to see the sights (they are noted to be quite spactacular) they must learn this ancient technique, become proficient in it, then apply it with equal consideration. If one becomes especially good enough, then it is believed that ZyreX will gift you with a gas mask. Which is why everyone believes that a certain ass-hat owns a pair.