Yip: The Movie

414px|leftThe first ever artistic illustration of Yip's day-to-day life was recently discovered on the darkest outskirts of the internet. This is a milestone in history, displaying the most emotionally powerful clip on a website viewable by all, revealing a true human masterpiece. Yip's life is a truly inspirational story often passed down from parent to child as generations progress, with never a fact lost; never an idea twisted. To merely see this video is a great phenomena, as up until this day -- none have seen it. If you are prepared to become one of the chosen to lead the following generations in this never-ending story, click the picture to the left of this paragraph -- and your life will never be the same.

Don't even bother going to Yip's page, he has a pathological fear of intruders. For more, relevant news, visit Yip's actual userpage, which contains the extraordinary story of his life.

Did you know..

.. that it took roughly 12 seconds to create this footage?

.. atleast one person thought to themselves, "tl;dr" when seeing this page?

.. that I bet you a dollar Yip will edit this page, or simply delete it?

''Not all of us are lazy dipshits who can't be fucked to read a page, Shadow. Also, bullets. - Lintire 05:50, July 9, 2010 (UTC)''

''I said atleast one person, not everyone, silly goose. Bullets? I couldn't find the button, don't blame me, blame the fact that there's not size 48 font hyperlinks that say CLICK HERE TO PUT A BULLET LIST. - ShadowVL 00:00, Craptember 32, 1987 (UTC)''

''Lol. This page has my name on it. I can't be fucked to read it, though. But I'm not going to edit this page, so I win. Wait... fuck. Yip345 14:02, July 9, 2010 (UTC)''